Quote from Luke in Man Shouldn't Lie
Alex: Sanjay's home this weekend. It's kind of a big day for us - our first anniversary. Look what I got him. It's a hadrosaur metacarpal for his dinosaur bone collection. Too much? Haley: Well, what's the equivalent gift if you guys were normal? Like, a Starbucks card or a Rolex? Alex: Kind of like a really nice microscope. Haley: You're not helping. Luke: I thought the gift for a first nerd anniversary was inhaler.