Quote from Phil in Man Shouldn't Lie
Phil: Hey. Luke: That staycation beard's really taking shape, Dad. It's starting to trap food. Phil: Yep. It's gone from itchin' to bitchin'. Luke: And you're still rocking the sweats. Phil: Every day this week. Luke: Same underwear? Phil: What underwear? [telephone rings] Hold that thought. Luke: Do I have to?