Mitchell: Okay, if we tell Claire about those kids, we're gonna have to stay here and punish Manny and the, uh... The other one.
Phil: That's no good! I don't think we can hide our crime!
Mitchell: Well, then what if we don't tell her? Does- Does that make us bad parents? Or are we bad parents because we're punishing our kids while we are high?
Phil: We're bad parents either way!
Mitchell: This is a nightmare.