Mitchell: So, a karaoke bar, huh? [chuckles] You know, it's a little offensive that you think singing a pop song is gonna solve my problems. How gay do you think I am?
Jay: Mitchell! Madonna! ["Express Yourself" begins]
Mitchell: Oh! Yeah. Okay. [music stops]
Jay: Well, come on! When you were stressed out as a kid, you used to dance and sing Madonna in the living room. Fixed you right up.
Mitchell: Ah, I'm not surprised. You think I haven't changed at all in 25 years.
Jay: If you were surprised, I wouldn't know it, since you've plucked out all your eyebrows.