Phil: Sorry I'm late, guys, but fear not. One birthday present.
Alex: Wrapped in baby-shower paper.
Phil: One crisply pressed dress.
Haley: With one big pleat it didn't used to have.
Phil: Oh.
Alex: At least we know why you were late. Looks like you rescued those cupcakes from a burning bakery.
Haley: Don't worry. Mom made those on the off chance what everyone knew was gonna happen happened. She also bought me that new dress.
Alex: Oh, and I hope you kept the receipt, because Mom bought a backup.