Quote from Jay in I Don't Know How She Does It
Jay: [to Joey] You didn't make enough noise last night? With all his crying, I didn't sleep four hours. Gloria: I didn't close my eyes. It was like being back in my village, watching for the marauders. Jay: I don't know what's more shocking - you standing watch, or knowing the word "marauders." Manny: Please tell me I didn't sob all night just 'cause I lost my baby blanket. Gloria: Shh! Don't remind him. He's happy now. And besides, you didn't even have a blanket. We were basically destitute. Jay: What, did you get hit by lightning?