Quote from Luke in I Don't Know How She Does It
Phil: Guys, I'm not gonna make excuses. I've been really busy at work. Haley: Well, I was halfway through straightening my hair. Alex: And I was in the middle of doing three weeks' worth of laundry. Luke: And I was actually writing a term paper right when the lights went out, and... [lights come on] What? This isn't soda.