Quote from Phil in I Don't Know How She Does It
[aside to camera:] Phil: My super-awesome family was throwing me a surprise early birthday party. [flashback:] Phil: I'm guess I'm the only one at home. Haley: How could you do this?! Alex: Dad! Luke: You were supposed to be my hero! You let me down! [aside to camera:] Phil: Or I forgot to meet the electrician today to fix our faulty junction box.