Quote from Gloria in White Christmas
Gloria: Enough, enough, enough! All I wanted was a white Christmas, and instead, I'm back in Colombia. The heat, the betrayal, people stealing songs! This ends now! Andy, stop whining and be grateful that Haley likes you! She's a stone-cold 10, and you're a Utah 7! Jay, it's time for you and Claire to kiss and make up! Claire: Why doesn't he kiss Chuck Feeny?! Gloria: Because there's no Chuck Feeny! He made it up to test you! And if she didn't care, she wouldn't be this upset!