Jay: There she is. Haven't seen you since my big announcement. What do you think?
Claire: I think that I gave my all to this company and that if you were gonna hand over the reins to somebody, it should be me and not some hump from Chicago!
Jay: Well, it just so happens-
Claire: I'm not finished, Dad! Thank you for saving me from wasting the next 20 years of my life talking about slats, rods, and hinges; from becoming the most boring person in the most boring industry on earth!
Jay: "Boring"?!
Claire: Boring!
Jay: Closets bring order to a chaotic world!