Claire: Hey, Marty, listen, it's your hotel, but a walnut closet is a place your guests want to hang their clothes. A particleboard closet, they want to hang themselves.
Haley: All this closet stuff is driving me nuts.
Phil: I want to get annoyed, but it's hard when I feel this comfortable.
Alex: Oh, god, he's gonna talk about his new coat again.
Phil: It's like getting a big, warm hug from a mama sheep. Nothing feels like pure sheepskin. The gal at the store said I looked like Kris Kristofferson.
Haley: We don't know who that is.