Quote from Haley in Clean Out Your Junk Drawer
Haley: I feel like if Andy weren't engaged, we'd have a chance. Alex: And if Reuben were just a little bit older and didn't wear prescription shoes- Haley: It'd still be gross. Alex: I know. Haley: What are we gonna do? Alex: We should both just end it. Haley: I am not killing myself. Alex: No! Break up with them. Oh, god.