Quote from Alex in Clean Out Your Junk Drawer
Alex: I have a high-school boy toy. Haley: What?! Who? Alex: It's Luke's dorky friend Reuben. Haley: Ugh. Alex: I feel so ashamed. Haley: Oh, my god. You should be. Isn't he, like, 8? Alex: No, he's 16 and 3/4, and he has to shave almost every two weeks. Haley: How did you let this happen? You go to Caltech. You're surrounded by age-appropriate dorks.