Phil: Honey, I know you've been working really hard lately, and I-I appreciate any time I can get with you.
Claire: So you're not mad at me?
Phil: Silence, Elvin Harlot.
Claire: Ohh, sorry, my lord. Didn't mean to offend.
Phil: But you have, craven wench. And I shall mete out punishment as- [to headset] I can hear you guys giggling. At least I have a girlfriend!