Gloria: Cilantro!
Cameron: What?
Gloria: That car backfiring, it sounded like gunshots. I remember when I was a little girl in my aunt's kitchen, and she started chopping the cilantro really loud so that we couldn't hear the noise.
Cameron: Yes, okay. Well, what else do you remember?
Gloria: Well, nothing, Cam. It was 30 years ago.
Cameron: No, the recipe is inside you! It just needs to come out!
Joe: Mommy, I found it. [pig oinks]
Gloria: Lemon juice!
Cameron: What? Oh, see? I told you it's just a matter of time!
Gloria: [siren wails] Capers, jalapeno, and a dash of black pepper!