Quote from Gloria in The More You Ignore Me
Cameron: Gloria, this is what we need to be selling at the Farmers' Market. We would have them lined up clear down past the cruelty-free beaver-milk stand. I would crush Andrew. Gloria: I cannot go back to the Farmers' Market. [aside to camera:] Gloria: The year was 2011. I had just come back from Colombia with a box full of our family's homemade hair relaxer, the Colombian Comb-Out. Friday, I sold 50 bottles, but Saturday... [flashback:] Woman: It says on the bottle to leave it in for three minutes! Gloria: No, it says, "leave in for three. Minutes later, you will look fantastic." One, two, three, comb it out. Ay, I see how it can be confusing.