Quote from Phil in The More You Ignore Me
Phil: [on the car phone] Hey, Lloyd, it's your dad, A. K. A. your worst nightmare. Just reminding you the duck village needs to be clean enough to eat off of. You hear me? You better not have. Claire: You think maybe you're being a bit hard on Luke? Phil: We're his parents, Claire. It's our job to keep him off the stripper pole.