Phil: Well, good morning, Leonard.
Luke: Leonar-
Phil: I know it's not my well-behaved son, Luke, who'd never take our car out without a license and get arrested.
[aside to camera:]
Luke: I took the car for a good reason. Sarah Fisher's cat died, and she was devastated, so I thought she might make out with me. I got caught two blocks away from her house. Everyone is having great luck with girls except for me. And I mean everyone.