Quote from Phil in The More You Ignore Me
Phil: [aside to camera] A few weeks ago, I found a nest of duck eggs. I, uh I lovingly nursed them, and then, uh, by some sick fluke, Claire was the only one there when the ducks were born, so they imprinted on her. Claire: Oh, I didn't do it on purpose. Phil: Then make them come back to me. Claire: Mm.