Phil: Sounds like someone could use another teachable moment.
Luke: Oh, I'm good, Dad.
Phil: Men, gather 'round. Teachable mo- Mother of..! Luke here still thinks I got ripped off, but if that guy wasn't legit, how did he know that Luke was my son?
Luke: Because I called you dad.
Phil: But how did he know that you used to be small? I get the problem with that one.