Gloria: Shh! I am waiting to see if I get to go tomorrow.
Jay: Jury duty. You know, you can just throw that away. There's no way they can ever tell you got it.
Gloria: Jay, you're a bad American. It is a privilege to serve on a jury. For the first time, I get to be part of it.
Jay: Talk to me when you're eating a tuna sandwich out of a machine.