Alex: [screams]
Dylan: [screams]
Alex: What are you doing in my bed?!
Dylan: Waiting for your dad to fall asleep.
Phil: What is going on in here?!
Claire: Alex, why are you home?
Alex: Sanjay broke up with me.
Claire: Oh!
Alex: It really hurts.
Dylan: [joining the group hug] Everything will be fine.
Phil: Just go sleep with Haley.