Gloria: Ignore him. He's just grumpy because Joe starts school tomorrow.
Phil: Well, that's hard when they leave the nest for the first time.
Jay: I don't care about that.
[aside to camera:]
Jay: All I wanted was to bribe my way into that fancy school by making cubbies stuff didn't fall out of.
[flashback to a boy being cut out of a cubbie]
Gloria: We can't say more. Litigation is pending.