Quote from Luke in Summer Lovin'
Haley: You scheduled your breakup? Sanjay: Yes, Labor Day. That's when I leave for school. Alex: 86% relationships end in failure. It's the only logical course of action. Haley: That is the least romantic thing I've ever heard. Stay together. Luke: Wrong. Break up. College is the sexiest candy store in the world. You don't want to show up with your jaws wired shut.