Claire: It's just a little gift I got Alex.
Phil: [on virtual presence device] We already gave her our present. That 16-piece luggage set was a real winner.
Claire: This is more of a mother-daughter thing. It's just a key chain with a picture of me and Alex on her first day of school. I wanted her to have something that reminded her of how much I love her.
Phil: Why don't we just sing that song I wrote her?
Claire: Uh, because I don't want to sing that lame song.
Phil: Oh. Lame. Okay.
Claire: Phil, really? Come on.
Phil: Only you could hurt a robot!