Quote from Gloria in Patriot Games
Jay: Gloria. Gloria: [imitating a Texan accent] Howdy, hubby. How about some grub before we turn on the NASCAR? Jay: I'm not gonna lie. I like where this is going. But, uh, I'm not sure I'm supposed to. Gloria: Ain't this what you want? The perfect American wife to make your life more convenient? Jay: Do you think that's an American accent? Gloria: It's from Texas.