Sanjay: What do you mean, co-valedictorians?
Alex: "Co" is the Latin prefix for "together." But really, what do you mean, co-valedictorians?
Principal Brown: I thought there might be some aggressive questions that, uh, made me nervous and so I wrote down my remarks. Uh... "No, I'm not trying to ruin your lives. It's just that your GPAs are tied to the thousandth of a decimal point."