Gloria: So now everybody hates Cameron.
Senor Kaplan: Okay, look, I can't sing "Memory." It's too much song for me. So when I found out that Coach Tucker wanted to sing it as well I had my out, until he nobly stepped aside. Luckily, the sandbag fell, everyone blamed him, and I just saw my opening. I put the paint cans on the floor and pretended that the tea scalded me. But to see him crash and burn on stage, that... [snickers] It doesn't get better than that.
Gloria: Oh, it's about to, because I turned your microphone on and everybody there is listening to everything that you just said!
Senor Kaplan: No. No. No, no, no, no, no.
Cameron: You monster!
Senor Kaplan: Now, hold on.
Cameron: Ooh! Ooh-hoo!
Gloria: [eating popcorn] Amazing. And with no commercials!