Gloria: Ay, maybe I come see you. I need to find something to watch since I had to give up my soap operas.
Cameron: Oh, because you've been neglecting Joe?
Gloria: No. It's because I asked Jay to stop smoking cigars and he said that he would quit if I stopped watching the soap operas. But it's very hard.
Jay: What's so damn hard? It's the same thing every week: amnesia, evil twins, two ladies end up fighting in a fountain. I mean, what is it? Is it some sort of an escape?