Quote from Claire in Spring Break
Phil: Lucky for you, I've got time for a couple verses of "Shortnin' Bread." Claire: No, no, no, no, no. It's in the box. It's leaving the house. I can never hear that awful thing again. Phil: But you called me Banjovi. Claire: I know. I did whatever was necessary to make it stop. Phil: Wait. Does that mean you also didn't like my bagpiping? Is that why we have Luke? It's not. Is it?