Jay: [on FaceTime] What's going on? Did you find her?
Claire: No, Dad! No. I haven't found her. And you know what? This is all your fault because you two introduced this horny stranger into our lives.
Jay: Let me get this straight. You're mad because your daughter got knocked up and ran off with some goofy guy to get married behind your back. I can't even imagine what that must feel like.
Claire: Really? Now?
Jay: I can't think of a better time.
Gloria: Jay, stop kicking her while she's down pointing out her mistakes at the same time the whole universe is telling her that she's a terrible mother!