Quote from Jay in Connection Lost
Jay: [on FaceTime] Claire, trust me. Andy's not gonna run off and elope with Haley. He's a stand-up guy. Phil: It's a package for Haley. Claire: Open it. Phil: Well, that seems like an invasion of her priv- All: Open it! Phil: "What to Expect When You're Expecting." Claire: Oh, my God! Jay: I told you he was a stand-up guy.