Pepper: Give me one reason why Sammy should stay here tonight instead of with us.
Cameron: Because we're experienced parents. We have a crib.
Mitchell: We have a pediatrician. Our house is baby-proofed.
Ronaldo: Our house was in Architectural Digest.
Pepper: Ronaldo, please, you're not helping. They don't know what that is. How can you even fit another child in this shoe box? You're poor. We have a beautiful house with a big yard where he could throw the ball with the gardener.