Phil: Oh, uh, Jillian is a masseuse and this, of course, is Edward Legrand.
Edward: Pleasure to meet you. Now, if you could just give me my ace of spades back. It's in your pocket.
Claire: This is why you had to race back to your hellish seat for back rubs and card tricks? Do you have any idea what I'm going through up there? She clipped her toenails because her "Oriental girl" didn't do it right.