Edward: Hey, Phil, what time is it? What's wrong?
Phil: My watch is go- Edward, what did you do?
Edward: Jillian, what's your, uh, middle initial?
Jillian: "C," for Catherine.
Edward: And, Phil, what age were you when you first kissed a girl?
Phil: Twelve, cousin. Fourteen, non-cousin.
Edward: Let's stick with non-cousin. I think if you go to 14C, the seat right over there you'll wind up with what you're looking for.
Phil: It works on battery, but, oh, my God, I'm excited!