Gloria: Oh, baby, go lay down. You're such a brave little boy! [to Jay] He's faking it. He's pretending to be sick so he doesn't have go to his cooking class.
Jay: He has to go. Today's lasagna. I've been starving myself all day for that.
Gloria: He doesn't want to go because a boy there is picking on him.
Jay: Cooking class? You know, we're running out of places to send him where he can be cool.