Jay: Sonia, I'm an idiot. I jumped to some crazy conclusions today. I mean, I could say it's because of Valentine's or, I don't know me feeling a little neglected. But I know you could never-
Sonia: Kiss me.
Jay: Yes, because you're my sister-in-law and, uh-
Sonia: We hid it perfectly, Jay!
Jay: Sonia, wait!
Sonia: We've waited long enough! One night with me, and you'll forget all about her. She doesn't appreciate you. I hear how you fight.
Jay: That's just how we talk.
Sonia: Give in to it, Jay. We both- [picks up Joe's baby monitor] Oh, no. [screams]
Gloria: [screams] I knew it! How dare do you try to steal the life that I stole from you?