Jay: [on the phone] What the hell am I looking at?
Cameron: Oh, God, w- What- What did I send you?
Jay: What's that thing around her neck?
Cameron: Oh, phew. Uh, that is just a new collar. Her old one was looking a little tattered.
Jay: Don't go buying her presents! She's still my dog. You're a glorified kennel.
Cameron: It's just a fun little collar that I bejeweled.
Jay: What's next? You gonna dress her in fishnets, put her in a window in Amsterdam? Just keep it casual!