Gloria: This allergy thing is very serious. We need to separate them for a week to see if the rash goes away.
Jay: I don't know if I can go that long without seeing Joe.
Gloria: Not Joe! The dog! I already called Mitch and Cameron. They're gonna take her.
Jay: For a week?! She'll be traumatized! She's very sensitive!
Gloria: She scrapes her butt on the driveway.
Jay: Why don't you like her? She's never done anything to you.
Gloria: Ay, look! My face cream! Do you know how much this costs?
Jay: No. How much?
Gloria: Don't change the subject!