Phil: I researched that car online for weeks, and then you swoop in with your tough-guy swagger to teach me a lesson about buying cars in the '70s!
Jay: You know, this all happened because of you, sitting there, covered in sweat and fear, undercutting my every word. Now, if you want a really good deal, you park your butt out here, play on your Internet. I'm going old-school on this sales weasel, and I'm gonna break him in half.
Salesperson: Is somebody helping you?
Phil: [yelling] He better be! [quietly] Yes, thank you so much.