Claire: [on the phone] Phil, where are you? You have to get down here and stop Haley from getting a tattoo.
Phil: What, no, you stop her!
Claire: I can't. I made a commitment to being her friend.
Phil: Why would you do that?
Claire: I don't know. I was trying something. Just get down here with that car, and we can distract her.
Phil: I'd love to, but your dad played hardball and we lost it.
Claire: How on earth did you let that happen?!
Phil: I don't know. Why don't you ask the Tweety bird on Haley's neck?
Claire: Oh, god, not the neck. She's a tough-enough hire as it is.