Gloria: Aw, it's so nice what you two are doing. My mother would have never taken me out for a drink.
Haley: Why? Was she super strict?
Gloria: No, she would never see me as an adult. Well, except when the police came to the house. Then, she would be like, "Gloria, you go talk to them. Tell them your father was here last night. But unbutton your shirt a little bit first."