Mitchell: Cam, are we terrible people?
Cameron: For protecting a Vanderkoff? He hanged himself last year. It's not like they're making more of those.
Mitchell: We just rolled a bipolar divorcee face-first onto a hardwood floor. All to protect a couch.
Cameron: It's not just a couch. Our one nice thing. The last seven years have been about sticky countertops and horsy shower curtains and childproof locks. Do you know what's in this drawer? I don't know what's in this drawer.