Manny: Why are you home?
Gloria: Buster's party was a Bark Mitzvah. I don't know why Jay would take me to this place.
Manny: I don't know. Maybe this dog stuff is his way of trying to find a common interest with you. It's hard. You don't like golf or scotch or Eisenhower documentaries.
Gloria: It's true. I don't like Ike. But the people in this party, they are so obsessed with dogs. Even the punch bowl was in the shape of a toilet.
Manny: Well, it's not like Jay doesn't get out of his comfort zone for you. He's going to your green-card picnic tomorrow.
Gloria: You're right. He even bought star-spangled sombreros for everybody. It's the wrong country. He never listens, but... But he's sweet.