Jay: Why are you so cranky?
Manny: This kid at school ripped me off for 40 bucks in a pyramid scheme.
Jay: Did this have something to do with that broken plastic pyramid on your dresser?
Manny: It looked like marble in the picture.
Jay: Oh, man. Where were you when I was growing up? I'd have had your dice and cigarettes before you got to homeroom.
Manny: Where'd you go to school, "Guys and Dolls"?