Jay: Okay, we tell them we took the noon flight out, and, uh -- where's Joe?
Gloria: I thought you were bringing him!
Jay: I'm lugging two suitcases.
Gloria: Empty suitcases! How are we gonna walk in there without-
Jay: The little turkey!
Gloria: I don't like you calling him that.
Jay: No, no, the little turkey I was cooking for us. It's still in the oven.