Claire: Haley, honey, I wanted to talk to you about this whole thing with Andy.
Haley: What's there to talk about?
Claire: Well, I'm concerned that it is distracting you from what's really important.
Haley: Oh, Mom, there's nothing to worry about. You know, it's just sex.
Claire: What?
Haley: Purely physical. It's really just a stress-reliever.
Claire: [gasps] Oh.
[aside to camera:]
Haley: I am not having sex with Andy. We're just friends. I'm helping him prep for a job interview that he doesn't want anybody to know about. The whole sex thing was the fastest way to end the conversation with my mother.