Quote from Jay in Halloween 3: AwesomeLand
Jay: [aside to camera] I loved having hair, and I knew how to use it. I'd walk up to a pretty girl and run my hand through my hair. Score a touchdown, whip the helmet off, run my hand through my hair. People say clothes make the man, but that makes no sense. What makes the man is a nice head of hair. [stroking his head] Damn it! It's like a phantom limb!