Lily: I gave it to you, Daddy! I knew your costume was all wrong!
Cameron: O-okay, hey, don't panic. There's plenty of time before the parade. Is there another character in "where's Waldo?"
Lily: Wizard Whitebeard.
Cameron: Okay! Well, that'll be fun! I haven't gone out with a white beard since I took my cousin Sally to the prom. All right, I'll be back as soon as I can. Lily, explain Daddy's joke.