Quote from Gloria in The Long Honeymoon
Jay: Pretty snazzy new cheaters, huh? Five bucks. Gloria: Wow. Jay: I know, right?! [aside to camera:] Gloria: My husband is an older man, but he's not an old man. But with the track suit and, and now the glasses, it's like he just stopped trying lately. Comfort is not everything. My toes have been numb since my quinceanera.